I found this weird ass insect in my apartment the other day. Besides going ‘Euw euw euw’, chucking on a pair of rubber gloves and arming myself with a flyer to eliminate this sucker from my living room, I also mms-ed a pic to a couple of poeple to share the day’s nastiness.
And here lies the difference between guys and girls:-
Me : Halp! Have weird insect in mah house!! (with mms)
Girlfriend : Eeh! What you gonna do?
Me : I dunno! Omg its moving its feelers! Grossness!
Girlfriend : Yuck! It’s gross! Smack it.. Or suck it into vacuum
- some more sms-es together with random stuff -
Me : Halp! Have weird insect in mah house!! (with mms)
Boyfriend : What the hell is that?
Me : I dunno! It’s farking gross!
- after 20 mins -
Boyfriend : Insecticide it
- end -
Update : Holy shit, I see cobwebs on its feelers. How long has that mofo been there??