It’s possible that I’ve figured out why cats are so chill all the time. With the exception of a once-a-day psycho mode routine. Which just means that once a day, my cat runs around like a possessed feline with no direction.
So yeah, back to my ground breaking theory. I’ve realised that cats are so laid back because… they practice yoga. It could also possibly be because it’s the intrinsic nature of cats and also that they sleep a whole lot but upon observation of Mango one day, I suddenly realised that perhaps these new age yoga practicing people may be on to something after all.
Exhibit A:-
I realise she could also be doing invisible bench presses but I’ll go with Yoga.
Exhibit B:-
Also may look like the end pose of a ballet routine but again, I’ll go with Yoga.
Not that I’ve never believed in Yoga. I love Pilates, which is similar but I stopped because I needed something more physical (also maybe it’s because I got lazy… who knows). Pilates is hard, don’t get me wrong. It really works your muscles and I do enjoy it but sometimes I really just want to hit something REAL hard.
Like REAL hard. I will go check out kickboxing.
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1 Bugarse wrote:
….Which just means that once a day, my cat runs around like a possessed feline with no direction…..
There is actually a defined term for this condition. It’s called “The post-bog mad-dee”.
Well, that’s what it’s called in my house anyway : )